Sunday, July 15, 2012

Excerpt from an actual IIT question paper... Huh???!!!!????

The Managing Director's composure and complexion has raced and radiated over several shades and shards of red and radioactivity. This combustible critically has been precipitated and prompted by the instances and involvements, of the group's subsidiaries and global support systems, in invidious and inveighing actions and activities. Particulars and pieces of the provocation and pulmonary tumult and their thought-outs are set out in Schedule A.

As a salve and safety value of the MD's outbursts and outpourings, and validator and votary of the grid and guide that contribute and create Managerial improvements, it has been your assigned role and resolve to ameliorate and advise on the latest cribs and cries. Thereafter following from your survey and study, ensuingly and unfoldingly is entailed a critique and contribution, patterned and programmed to provide

  • Keys
  • Keynote
  • Keep Safe
  • Key Stone...

...Excerpt from an actual end-term question paper administered to a batch of students...

[Hats off to the professor for setting one hell of a question paper...]

Source: Nawal, M. (2011), Business Communication, Cengage Learning.